We make 44s seem like 88s!

Welcome to simpsonsclan.com.  I'm C. Montgomery Burns, and I will be your guide while you visit our clan's home.  Feel free to look around and pick up an application if you think you have what it takes.

You can also see a list of my current chair moisteners.

My clan has performed better than expected on rare occasions.  You can see those combat photos here.

To view  truly harrowing tales that have our squad has escaped from, click here.or here.

Enjoy the site, I'm releasing the hounds!